The Sloane is here to remind you that chunky acetate frames aren’t just a trend—they’re a statement. With round lenses perfect for pretending you see more than you actually do, tapered temples because subtlety is overrated, and a keyhole bridge designed to cradle your nose like it’s royalty.

Named after Sloane Street, these glasses practically scream, “I’m effortlessly cool,” even if you just rolled out of bed.